national kick an ugly person day

on November 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).

i’m so glad that it’s national kick an ugly person day today because i can’t stand to look at him any longer.

by smexydevan1234567891011 October 20, 2019

National Dropkick A Short Person Day

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:

by Bonism December 12, 2020

Your a beautiful and amazing person

Your amazing and beautiful.Don't listen to any haters.Think positive and stay that way💖

Person 1:Ugh I'm so ugly
Person 2:Um no your a beautiful and amazing person

by Cutie.lyssy May 27, 2020

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Personal Appeal

Wikipedia, is a non- profit online encyclopedia, created 100% for free, with articles written and edited by educated minds around the world, who are nice enough to share their opinions for free.

The fuckin cunts who created Wikipedia however, Jimmy dicksucker, thinks it's ok to post advertising on a website that he didn't do shit to create aside from writing the HTML coding. Advertising asking for users to donate!!!!! What a cheap fuck, donate so this uppety motherfucker can by himself a new house.... you didnt make shit Jimmy so stop taking the credit and stop trying to steal peoples money you cheap fuck.

Stu: man that guy is so cheap, he didn't even tip his waitress... on a 350$ bill!

John: yeah, must be that cheapass dirtbag who founded Wikipedia, I can't believe they posted personal appeal's asking for donations.

by thetraut December 14, 2010

Personalititties

A pair of boobs that are so amazing, they make men believe the woman has a great personality. Used mostly to let your friends know that they are under the spell of a woman's boobs.

Guy 1: "Man, this girl I started seeing is really cool. She's smart, funny..."
Guy 2: "I think she just has a really great personalititties."

by jonny universe September 2, 2013

the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED

some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE

by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022