Penguin

A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.

by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

penguin goddess

Basically the goddess of penguins and all things related to penguins.

I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS

by akenn YES May 21, 2021

Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.

Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.

by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019

NG Penguin

Nerd

The NG Penguin is stupid

by Foizz November 28, 2020

Penguin

-a bird that cant fly

- someone that will always be that one specific ex that u never seem to 'get over'

he/she is my penguin.

by bsa.111 January 15, 2022