Paper

The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.

Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh

by brainwad June 15, 2005

Palesimian

A racist term for a Palestinian person, used by conservatives in the United States who make no secret of the fact that they hate Arabs. Often used on FreeRepublic.com.

Conservative: The Palesimians are beasts on two legs.

Normal Person: The PalesTINians are an oppressed people.

by Anonymous Freedom Fighter July 8, 2006

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

Paper whore

A boss that gives you papers for no reason, either disciplinary or randomly, in a way that is not very helpful for you.

- She just gave me a disciplinary paper on something she never told me!

- She's a paper whore!

by meon51 November 12, 2010

dead paper

A Loan that is uncollectible

All The once-powerful mighty Banker had left is a bunch of unfulfilled promises and Dead Paper

by Wind Painter March 15, 2017

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

getting in that paper

Synonym: "breaking through that paper"

-used when a male college student expresses their want for sexual intercourse with an attractive female to another male friend or bro.

1) TJ:"Man look at that girl over there she is amazing!!"

Sean:"Oh my god I know, I want to be getting in that paper!"

2) "Man that girl over there looks fine as hell. I want to be breaking through that paper right now!"

by ukfan23 November 17, 2009