The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise 

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

onionise by Gaz April 7, 2005

mustard on yo onions 

Quick or fast pace describing an action.

Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!

mustard on yo onions by Jeff Hanson May 25, 2005

Liver and Onions 

A slang term referencing the female genitalia.

Wow, she had well tidy liver and onions.

Liver and Onions by SwinFish September 22, 2010

orion girl 

The sexiest girl around. She's thick and beautiful. She's confident, talkative, and smiley. Guys need to get themselves an Orion.

Damn that Orion girl is Sexy!

orion girl by Imyourdaddy April 17, 2017

Orion's Belt

When a guy is receiving head, he unstraps his belt so that as the girl goes in to deepthroat, he can use the belt to lock her in place. This can continue until she sees stars and passes out.

Dude, this girl was going down on me and I totally went all Orion's Belt on her to get the most out of it!

Orion's Belt by alissa_dawg August 25, 2009

The Orion 

A very effective survival move especially if you want to stall out the fights.
although there are certain things that can happen, either you'll get called off being a coward/bad.
but hey, This is an effective move after all.

Onion: *dashes away*
me: he's doing "The Orion" again!!

The Orion by Z46Chan November 4, 2020