wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.

katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do

by pop ouuu August 01, 2023

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

Chair rocker

a hoe.

Stacy is such a chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 09, 2022

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 12, 2023

chair step

Sit in a chair. now remove the chair but stay standing. now you can march!

Chair stepping, every marchers worst dream.

by magpie.87 July 21, 2022