Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 9, 2019

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.

Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.

by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024

Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.

Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.

by poobah597 March 18, 2019

Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

Tear awd

Blue plastic contempo vacuum cleaner, off-roading in 2007 hilux

I went tear awding in Toowong today; I used the tear awd to clean up my mess

by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025