mother goosin

When there's a bunch of tweekers passin the pipe telling stories, talkin shit about someone else

Mike's been Mother Goosin

by BadBitch104 June 2, 2018

camilas mother

fat fake asian hoe

she is such a fat fake asian hoe camilas mother

by azuhata2 November 23, 2021

Mother's Eyes

You have your mother's eyes... I can see your true colours of your families eyes and you're already a beautiful person, especially your family. Show your true family colours.

"You have your mother's eye's"

- Snape

You have your mother's eyes

by green_bean (Gachatuber) April 15, 2019

Mother Puma

The proud mother of a puma.

Holy christ look at that graceful mother puma over there protecting her young from a pack of yetis.

by KIDNEY BURG August 8, 2009

Mother Frutter

The frutter of all frutters. He/She will get the people who you think are not frutter-able.

That man is a fiiiiine Mother Frutter! He got me in the copy room when I was bending over the copy machine filling the toner.

by Laurie Kr. February 5, 2010

Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018

Mother War

A character in the emo-rock album, The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance.

The song Mama is about Mother War.

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019