grog nuts

Bad deal. Waste of time

We were doing fine until grog nuts showed up.

by 69x79x July 8, 2017

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.

Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.

by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018

Darlings nuts are spicy

My nuts are spicy🍆🌶

Darlings nuts are spicy that they come in a siracha jar

by UncleDrew11 November 8, 2018

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

saggy nuts

saggy nuts, Noun, one (Male) with a saggy, low hanging nutsack. Attractive to some, most others including myself. Not so much.

Guy 1: Holy hell, did you see Jim and his saggy nuts? His balls sag so low!

by PenisPrick July 26, 2019

imperial nuts

A british persons massive ball sack

Boy: wanna suck my imperial nuts
Girl: yes please

by Normal British child August 25, 2020