Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 4, 2010

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

GINJA NINJA

the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control

look at the GINJA NINJA with that pack of donuts and extra large shake

by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019

Cyborg Ninja

A title dubbed to most cyborgs for their ninja-like appearance in the Metal Gear series.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.

Person 1: Man that cyber-ninja dude's cool!
Person 2: That's Gray Fox, and he's a Cyborg Ninja.

by NaixStriker May 31, 2017

Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

by god of carrots May 15, 2021

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 8, 2014

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011