L Nerd

A way to describe someone who always takes the L; a supreme loser

"Damn, JakenBakeLIVE is such an L Nerd"

by veggiezr4eatin July 8, 2021

nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.

"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"

by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017

Tac Nerd

A person, (usually male) who is obsessed with tactical gear, techniques, knowledge, etc. Usually either a huge fan of the military, or very anti-military. Only wears camo or 5-11 tactical. Probably has a creepily detailed plan about how they’d survive the zombie apocalypse. Either owns a gun, or was denied a license. Usually has applied to join the army, probably failed the phyc exam because they were so excited to kill people. Probably at least a little sexist, and would likely bring up something really weird on the first date and never see them again.

See military nerd, and just imagine it on steroids.

Guy 1- Man, that dude’s such a creep. He spends all his time watching violent porn and dreaming about being legally able to kill people.

Guy 2- I know right! Such a tac nerd.

by Sparrow2700 December 26, 2018

nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.

After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.

by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021

ed-nerd

a person who became obsessed with Twilight series after the premiere of of the movie.

Twitchers: I'm reading Twilight.
Toad: You ed-nerd

by THE Rainbow Tree January 26, 2009

Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.

Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall

by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010

Nerd's Hands

When a PC gamer's hand is in a relaxed position, Their hand is moulded like their mouse.When their left hand is in a relaxed position, The pinkie is curled up seeking a shift key.

"Jamie has a serious case of nerd's hands from playing too much PC games."

by Jampo November 2, 2013