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Hummus Muncher

A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.
Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.
by Fudge Cluggins November 3, 2025
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Lentil Muncher

Dave did absolutely no work today, what a lentil muncher
by Paffyboi777 January 8, 2026
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Rock-Muncher

An insult directed towards Cypriots
You're a rock-muncher
by Jmacac January 10, 2026
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Raining mightymen and mutherfuckers

A very Heavy Rainstorm with high winds but not classified as severe.
As Harry came in soaked from the storm he replied "Damn, It's raining Mightymen and Mutherfuckers out there!"
Raining Cats and Dogs
by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009
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saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"
by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015
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dicky vegie muncher

(vegie muncher)commonly known as fuck heads who should neck themselves because they are fucking cunts who have no lifes.
by dicky vegi job August 18, 2017
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duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.
Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?
by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018
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