moron

A person who thinks they have experience at something because they have seen others do it.

An idiot.

Hillary Clinton is a moron to think she is going to get elected.

Hillary Clinton was a moron to stay with Bill after the Blue Dress incident.

by Got Ollie? February 14, 2008

mormon fries

When a person of Mormon faith is taking a shit, and the shit pieces fall in a manner that makes this person believe their feces is the one true prophet, heir to Brigham Young and Joseph Smith, leader of men and receiver of revelation. The Mormon then takes the shit pieces from the toilet and studies them in a special baseball cap made of yak pubes, and quotes the text from the shit pieces to another who writes them down on legal note pads. The shit pieces are then named, and saved in sweet pickle jars under the bed.

The other day I took a shit, and found the lost books of Moroni!

For reals?

Hell yes, for reals! And you know what else?

What?

Goddamn if my shit didn't tell me I'm Joseph's third cousin on his fourth wife's side?

Yo! you had some Mormon fries!

Tell me about it! And I'm a Catholic!

Sum-bitch!

Damn!

Yep, yep!

by Trevor Whitecliff February 14, 2008

Mormon coastguarding

(v) The act of rejecting a man who is trying to engage in Mormon docking with you.

I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!

by Brigham Young's barrel chest January 1, 2012

moron

a flock of teenagers or 'tweens', usually male : a group of teenagers

That moron of teenagers over there is about to taste bacon.

by alpha_charlie_zero July 13, 2014

mormon carbomb

amormon carbomb is when you is when you take your wife and your best friends wife on a long road trip you wait til they fall asleep and you lock the windows and you let out the raunchiest farts known to earth

it's a long trip from maine to california may as well drop a few mormon carbombs on the way

by sanxity July 2, 2019

moronic idiot

morons
1. umm..a word used to define people who are idiotic and moronic at the same time....
2. my livejournal username...(with a _ in between moronic and idiot)

1. the ppl on jackass
2. some students in Milpitas High
3. my brother

by rAvYn April 19, 2004

moronimon

one of 2's insults, means beyond moron, with no itelligence

Josh Regala is MORONIMON!

by WaiWai October 22, 2003