Michael Afton

Your friendly neighborhood corpse!! His family is the equivalent to hot garbage :

Literally the definition of a hot man...when he wasn't dead ig- Super famous on tik tok.
And on twitter-
Killed his brother by accident (Whoopsieeee)

People make really suspicious sfm's of him. Can you blame them though? I mean who doesn't love that 8-bit hottie!
Might be Rick Astley...

Also is Glamrock Freddy (At least, thats just a theory....a Game Theory), and the nightguard you play in every single game.

People simp for his dad for whatever reason.....Furries....

Michael Fan69: Dude, Michael Afton is so hot!!

FnafIsMyLifeIWillKillYouIfYouSayItSucksAlsoIAm9: Didn't he kill Evan Afton tho?

by YourCasualLoserBecauseWhyNot May 13, 2022

michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever

"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."

by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023

Michael FlynnFlam

The disgraced, treasonous former retired Army General who lost his way can became a puppet stooge of Diaper Donald Trump.

Michael FlynnFlam was pardoned once by Diaper Donald, but will not be so lucky when insurrection charges are brought against him.

by LaughingAloud May 15, 2023

michael feng

smartest braindead person in fort street high school.

michael feng is being braindead today.

by michael feng June 19, 2023

michael clifford

the guitarist of 5 seconds of summer. he’s punk rock as hell but the 5sosfam still calls him a kitten. we STAN in this house.

person: omg look at this beautiful piece of man.
other person: it’s obviously michael clifford.

by mikeycliffcloff2011 November 19, 2018

father michael

A soical working religious nut from the outback of australia, who poses as a farmer or clerical figure to demand respect and sympathy from his service users

"I am father michael, bless you my child"

by father michael fan club September 08, 2006

Michael Stevens

The best person on the internet.
He has a YouTube channel called Vsauce which should replace all schools.
Just don't watch him before you sleep. He'll have you questioning your very existence.

I just learned a lot from Michael Stevens on Vsauce!

by tanzdalek October 07, 2020