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Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.
An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up
by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025
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Mental Attacking Fan

"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"
"Mental Attacking Fan"

"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"
by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025
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Slayer mentality

Mentality of Doomguy.

You don't fight your demons, you hunt them.

Anger issues and aggresivnes as well as being calm are your main traits. Gore and brutality don't bother you. You found something that fulfills your life and purpose on Earth and you enjoy it with passion.

You act, talk and walk like the only ting they fear is you.
dude's got such slayer mentality like how mad is he?
by user3312122021 May 17, 2022
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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).
"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"
by captainjayjay June 25, 2020
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Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.
Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024
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mental melty

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah
Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.
by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023
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