Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion
Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....
by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017
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anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.
by Aprince1984 December 06, 2016
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Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
by Tomokiman September 20, 2016
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meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.
"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"
by bigdogzcok February 07, 2014
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Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.
Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.
by G+money September 17, 2014
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Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.
Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.
by Meat tutus June 08, 2015
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Meat Brush

When a certain male appendage is rubbed against a female in close spaces when passing by each other.

Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.
In a crowded bar setting, often a male will be trying to get to the bar: As he passes by a group of females, he will 'rub' against them ( 'Excuse me' ) and give them the Meat Brush.

In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.
by meatbrush February 03, 2011
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