Matthew

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

Matthew: hey can you give me money
Anyone: no you are broke and gay.

by Skhiylttcysd September 5, 2018

Matthew

A fucking amazing jerkbag full of dick head comments like "FUCK"

You are such a Matthew I can't even talk to u.

by HenryEvansWillBeFound May 5, 2017

Matthew

An absolute dickhead.

You see him, he’s such a Matthew.

by Freekthissite July 8, 2020

Matthew

A nerd who got killed in among us first countless times

Wow you dead again you must be a Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew Volwes

A massive twat face motherfucker who has no friends

Matt is a twat
Matthew Volwes is the biggest gay boy ever

by William Barber Starkey May 28, 2011

matthew blue

A sexy kid with brown eyes and dirty blonde hair. He will make any girl smile when he's funny.

Girl OMG You're so sexy Matthew Blue

by ZanderisgayEmma August 14, 2017

Matthew Low

gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit

by LilCheekinGarrett January 9, 2018