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Ramsgate Handshake

Where a female has anal sex with a man via a double ended dildo.
'Don't worry you're not gay, I'm a lady'
Don't worry, your not gay I'm a lady, I'm just giving you a ramsgate handshake.
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by Eurodog June 1, 2024
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Davenport Handshake

A large athletic built woman who can pick up a miniature man with her thumb in his butthole to perform the art of falatio while holding him up
Man, I went to Davenport Iowa and met this huge bitch, she gave me the nastiest Davenport handshake of my life.
by Koolaid24 July 1, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake
“Ewwww”
by Anonчмous February 5, 2025
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Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public
“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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