mini meat

1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....

Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...

by you swagg hater July 25, 2011

Meat siren

a small child or just someone in the basement.

Meat siren

by Averagehentaienjoyer January 28, 2022

wall meat

The glorious meat found at the glorious hole.

"Oh, I hope I get my filling of glorious wall meat today. Long, moist, glorious wall meat."

by TurbulentStar September 29, 2018

Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.

Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.

by Iainbonics December 30, 2010

Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 18, 2022

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010

Meat Cunt

An Orange Cunt (Trump) Supporter who is oblivious to reality and has been brainwashed beyond the point of no return.

That Meat Cunt has no fucking idea what they are talking about.

by anonymous July 11, 2023