Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016

Giving Knee

To apologize for being a trashy Baghorse while being an actual Bagwhore in the process of trying to get dope from someone you've burned in the past. Begging forgiveness while also providing a service as a form of trade for drugs.

Haley: "I wheel we a boy she ate it Wob..."

Rob: "It's cool Baby. This time, but you need to learn how to be a little better at Giving Knee."

by J.C. Klarc August 16, 2025

Green Knee

When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter

Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again

by SmallHandsLondon May 23, 2023

knee deep

Being in lots of trouble, almost a lil over your head, or physically in mud, water, shit, what have u.

You are knee deep in fecal matter

by QC October 31, 2003

Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.

Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.

by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023

Dragging Knee

The art of leaning a Sport Bike or SuperMoto, to the point where your inside knee starts to touch the Asphalt

"Valentino Rossi is the King of Dragging knee, and pulling G's

by rossi_cultist January 17, 2022

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022