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Keeping bae at bay

Managing your man or woman from causing you trouble by keeping him in line.
Jon hasn't checked out liz's booty in the last 3 days. Clearly, I am keeping bae at bay.
by Fall Bondler June 7, 2017
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chip keep

Verb- When a man pulls out and shoots his load over the girls boobs into her mouth. The boobs acting as the keeper and the mouth as the goal.
Jordan is about to chip keep on Jenna.
by Dueces13 August 10, 2012
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Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities.
I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room
by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020
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Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.
Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.
by Majic-Man June 4, 2011
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Keep it local

Editing all of the extras out of a story.Abreviatting a story or joke so the listener doesn't become bored or lose interest.
This chick just kept going on and on. I just wanted her to keep it local.
by klize September 5, 2010
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keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
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