Jose Bustamante 

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante

Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante

Jose Bustamante by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020

Jose 

Jose is a depressing person who can't keep his girl from running away with another man.

"Look at that Jose, his girl is being stolen by m_val555 and he can't do anything about it."

Jose by Yourmansfave700 January 14, 2020

Jose 

Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.

Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me

Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—

Jose by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020

Joselvis 

A smart and resilient man who always looks good and has a large penis and 5 baby mommas

Joselvis is an amazing guy

Joselvis by smelly , crusty January 30, 2020

Jose 

is a good fortnite player and is also gay because he likes to put a penis in his mouth on mondays, sometimes friday i he's in the mood.

jose is gay.

Jose by assylaisthicc March 6, 2020

Jose 

A penis

I am a guy so I was born with a jose

Jose by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020

Joselynn 

Joselynn always thinks she pretty when she’s not. U can sometimes trust her but just make sure to not let her know ur boyfriend or she’ll try to still him or hit him a lot. She’s a hoe that doesn’t think of others but herself. She always wants to get in drama and beat everyone’s ass. Plz don’t become friends with her. Ur going to regret it

“SHUT THE FUCK UP JOSELYNN”
“U wanna fight!”

Joselynn by Kim Mary March 17, 2020