Jizz nasty

When you get a large amount of jizz all over the place or someone.

Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?

by momluver69 October 16, 2021

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it

I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel

by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015

Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

jizz jerkey

jerkey made of, or mostly consisting of jizz.

Karen:"Hey Mike! This jizz jerkey is delicious!"

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.

I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.

by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021