Jizz-Rack

the equivalent of Pwned.

Yeah Bo, he got JIZZ-RACKED!

by JJ Fisher and Nate Kaiel November 14, 2010

jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.

Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory

I just did the jizz in the shizz

by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

Jizz-Kill

To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.

"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"

by ctrlpew May 8, 2020