A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.
by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010
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dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
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1) One from New Jersey who operates their vehicle with reckless and ignorant abandon.
2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
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He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
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You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
2
You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
by Bill Bow June 16, 2011
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by jquillens May 16, 2016
Get the jerome mug.It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
by mrssnuts March 27, 2011
Get the New jersey turnpike mug.A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.
Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
by King Mexico May 27, 2006
Get the jersey shower mug.There are lots of reasons why New Jersey rocks.
We have some of the best colleges in the country (Princeton, Rutgers).
We have lots of sports teams, like the Nets, Jets, Giants, Devils, and we always follow New York teams too.
We've got a great outlook on life, even if we do live in one of the most corrupt states in the country, and we're never afraid
to have fun.
We have the best music scene outside of England, hands freaking down. My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Fountains of Wayne.... seriously, the list doesn't end.
We have the best food in the country. We have the most diners out of any state. We know that hot dogs should always be deep fried until the casing gets ripped (only people from North Jersey know what I'm talking about). We've got the best pizza anywhere, even better than you, Chicago. And look no further than Jersey for the best damn Italian food you've ever had.
One more thing: Us Jersey girls make the best girlfriends.
I could go on for more, but I won't. Jersey rules. Eat it.
We have some of the best colleges in the country (Princeton, Rutgers).
We have lots of sports teams, like the Nets, Jets, Giants, Devils, and we always follow New York teams too.
We've got a great outlook on life, even if we do live in one of the most corrupt states in the country, and we're never afraid
to have fun.
We have the best music scene outside of England, hands freaking down. My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Fountains of Wayne.... seriously, the list doesn't end.
We have the best food in the country. We have the most diners out of any state. We know that hot dogs should always be deep fried until the casing gets ripped (only people from North Jersey know what I'm talking about). We've got the best pizza anywhere, even better than you, Chicago. And look no further than Jersey for the best damn Italian food you've ever had.
One more thing: Us Jersey girls make the best girlfriends.
I could go on for more, but I won't. Jersey rules. Eat it.
by jerseygirl94 October 15, 2008
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