jerseylicious

attire and attitude which is truly tacky yet with the New Jersey concept it is cool and correct because you think so.

While Jersey Shore made jerseylicous mainstream, Charo, the Kardashian sisters, Britney Spears, Keisha all know a thing or two about jerseylicious.

by gammaray1 February 21, 2011

Jersey Beer

A beer that has been opened, but only partially consumed. See also: Wounded Soldier

After the party, they went around to collect the empties, shaking their heads at the bastards who left a bunch of Jersey Beers.

by Messer1127 December 9, 2007

Jersey Condo

A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.

i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.

by rod111 March 26, 2008

Jerseyguy

Typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into Harleys and convertible Vettes.. is a pleasant blend of Saint, Satan yet wouldn't hurt a fly...

Loves his Mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained glass window of his humble woodsy Jersey abode...

People always feel safe around a true Jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment... nothing will go wrong... just sharing and closeness.

A true Jerseyguy is incomplete though... without his true love... a warm, intelligent, unassuming Jerseygirl!

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by Jerseyguy-com July 21, 2009

Jersey Shore

A show made by the Oompa-Loopas after they quit the Chocolate factory, traded the Cocoa Bean for drugs and alcohol, and start talking in a strange language no one else speaks. Set on the shores of Jersey, presumably in England.

Kid: Did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Kid: No, I like my brain cells.

by qwerfvtgb June 6, 2011

jersey

LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I'm from New Jersey. I curse alot. I say "yo".Don't worry about how I tawk.I never had school on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. All good nights usually end at a diner, preferably w/ fries. It's a SUB, not a hoagie or worse , a hero, and I wash it down with soda,not POP. And I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. Its not New York City :it's simply "The City". I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, and they expect it. I'm from New Jersey , and I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE...

guy1: im guna teach that guy a lesson
guy2: nah chilll hes from jersey
guy1: damn, thanks for the warning

jersey guy: fcuk you (punches guy 1 for no reason) :)

by stephhyyy December 26, 2007

New Jersey Massacre

The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.

I was just cumming into Shannon when she new jersey Massacred all over me so i killed her.

by Corey Jew August March 25, 2010