removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

by larry beavers October 26, 2004

Jack Meov

possibly the greatest prank call name ever. ask for him, or his brother, bob.

Unsuspecting Victim: "Hello?"
You: "Is Jack Meov there?"
Unsuspecting Victim: "Jack me off!! Jack me off...aww goddamit! I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!"

by Dam It January 28, 2006

Jack Morgan MD

This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.

If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.

by JimSteele October 19, 2008

F-Jack

Female ejaculation; the watery substance that comes out of a woman sometimes when she gets a good lay. not common for all (read straight) women.

Dude, she F-Jacked all over my face.

by BardHead January 18, 2009

Jack-n-Jill Party

A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.

Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.

by drplastic December 16, 2008