by 9o47 January 2, 2008

Shed Baby is a person who is so fucking stupid that they must have been born and raised in a shed. The way they talk and represent themselves is absolutly retarded. The questions they ask let you know they are probably a shed baby.
Girl is in a restaurant and she says: "Where do ya'll get yo chickens? Are they in yo kitchen? It's the best damn piece of chicken I ever bit on."
That's a shed baby!!!!
That's a shed baby!!!!
by thumper rojo January 19, 2011

A teeny little innocent sounding fart with a large odiferous impact. Derived from the Baby Face Finster chararcter in Bugs Bunny cartoons, a ruthless criminal disquise as a cute little baby.
by Rottenjeff October 19, 2009

-proper noun
The name temporarily given to an unborn child until a name has been chosen by the parent(s). Often used by family and/or godparents to encourage the parent(s) to decide on a name.
The name temporarily given to an unborn child until a name has been chosen by the parent(s). Often used by family and/or godparents to encourage the parent(s) to decide on a name.
1. I have some new names for Baby Fetus for you to consider, but I don't think you're going to like them.
2. Baby Fetus is a boy!
3. Baby Fetus is going to have the best godparents ever.
2. Baby Fetus is a boy!
3. Baby Fetus is going to have the best godparents ever.
by AwesomedOne December 23, 2010

Chrissy pays close attention most of the time but if she doesn't watch it she'll get some ''babies in the face''
by Tdirty September 18, 2007

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.
James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.
Jonny- are you thinking of proposing
James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.
Jonny- are you thinking of proposing
James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.
by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017

by amateurcool January 7, 2009
