Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
by wicked son July 9, 2011
Get the internet hermitmug. A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
by Question009 June 29, 2009
Get the Internet Homug. A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.
INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"
by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011
Get the Internet Teasemug. These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014
Get the Internet Quicksandmug. A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
by Rabees May 22, 2010
Get the Internet Acronymmug. by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013
Get the everyone on the internetmug. An angry churchian who trolls internet sites screeching about their right to push G-d off onto anyone;
They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.
They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.
They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.
They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.
They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.
They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.
by Matlockmominthecafe December 17, 2013
Get the internet christianmug.