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Moo Cow Theory

The idea that once a man sleep with a woman, she becomes 'old news' and he is no longer intrested in her. To sum up, it means that men genitically cannot have commitment. As stated by the movie Someone Like You
"I don't understand how he could cheat on me!"
"It's simple, The Moo Cow Theory"
by sarvv January 26, 2010
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When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016
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big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?
by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022
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hot food theory

according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine

examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name

oood bood (ok bye)
a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr
by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020
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dale conspiracy theory

when you take two things that have no relation and mash them together

example: if you smoke weed, that must mean you cant drive
ex 2: if you like to party and get drunk, you must have had gay sex
you just put two things that have no relation together in a sentence, thats a dale conspiracy theory.
by rickpocalypse February 13, 2020
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Among Us Theory

The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.

Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
by FunnyNotRacist March 15, 2021
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g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
by von groovy June 23, 2019
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