jakes head

A person with a huge cranium/really huge head

My best mate has a Jakes head

by Pepp3rmint January 5, 2018

Head basher

Def. 1-When that one catchy song comes on the radio and you are alone in the car and you secretly dance to it

Def. 2- That giant thing from the third Lord of the Rings movie that rams down the door of Minas Tirith

Def. 3- A sex position

1.Oh kids, back in the day whenever "We are Number One" by LazyTown came on the radio your father and I use to get all wild up in there!

2.When Gandalf saw the Head Basher approach the city, he knew they were fucked

3. Me and (Insert Trashy White Girl Name Here) performed the Head Basher in our room last night at the motel.

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

Same head

same head is slang for a person with Down syndrome, on account of all their heads appearing to be the same.

“Oh, here we go again Robbie, look at the state of these same head cunts.”

Or~

“Why, I say Robbie don’t those two spastics appear to have the same head.

“Yes Ollie, they are same heads.”

by Hairyswan August 3, 2018

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016

hang-head

When an individual is intoxicated to the point that they can sit up straight, but not able to hold their head up. A person with hang-head may still be able to lift their head, but for only seconds to mumble inaudible words or to stare off into space.

Paul has a nasty case of hang-head because he thought it would be a good idea to smoke weed after drinking an entire bottle of rosé .

by Mr. Fornicus July 2, 2017

Swoll Head

High intelligence

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!

by jjmike December 20, 2015

head strapon

I dildo attached to someones head

Me: "yo dude wat the fuck is that?"
Jon: "its what i used on ur mom last night. a head strapon."

by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 29, 2009