Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened

Bro did u fast chair that chick

by DenewProfit May 6, 2018

chair of death

A game associated with drinking where an individual is spun around on a bar stool while attempting to drink.

Chair of Death, Long Island New York, Facebook-Ernie Smith (Co-Founder)

by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008

Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

chairing

Chairing is the act of fucking or masturbating on a chair while watching pornography.

Dude I just got a chairing by that girl I met!

by defmaster123 December 29, 2023