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Horny Hunter

A silly name given to the deer hunters of rural New York, who are on the lookout for deer "horns" (antlers) and park their trucks right across from your house.
Steph: A horny hunter just parked in the field. They're going buck hunting.
by MeTheTree December 11, 2006
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Horny Rose

The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.
Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.
by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010
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Horny Haitian

1) a male Haitian who constantly dances to one move. the grind.
2) this is also known as the H H. or the AYCH HACHE.
3. Evan A. of Great Neck South High School
"ayo we were at senior sweet heart at school. and i swear i saw this Haitian dancing and grindin guys."
"yea its called horny haitian. or the HH. its common.
by tennisrocks92 February 12, 2010
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global hornying

global hornying could make the earth a better planet
by hcvitto October 5, 2010
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Horny Toad

Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.

Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.
Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”

“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”
by CamelThomper November 6, 2021
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Horny energy

Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.
by zenmastersam788 August 10, 2021
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weed horny

when you have a really strong urge to smoke weed almost as if you are horny for it
bro I was so weed horny last night but I never ended up smoking
by nigga148 October 19, 2019
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