Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.

Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.

by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010

Heavy

When your taking a stroll down the street and you then realise theres a huge computer monitor in your hand and you think to yourself "man, thats really heavy, where did that come from?"

"Yo Lee, where did this monitor come from, its really heavy"

by darren and lee July 11, 2007

heavyb3

Person who is seriously addicted to Sirius Satellite Radio and pornography

Dude, I think my brother is going HeavyB3 on me, is there a 12 step program?

by Arizona January 4, 2005

Heaven Bent

Have Arsed, the opposite of hell bent. Not determined.

Today I'm feeling really heaven bent on changing my life for the better.

by The Silent Racket April 20, 2013

heave

to vomit

ride made her feel so sick that she began heave

by dx1sy July 28, 2016

Heavy Metal

Heavy metal is a louder, way better version of rock and roll, created mainly by Black Sabbath and later revolutionized by Metallica and other bands from that era. Today, the best metal bands are 5 man bands consisting of 2 guitars, 1 bass, vocals and drums(such as Lamb of God and Devil Driver). The 2 guitars play the main tune, while the bass guitar plays a deeper, underlying tune that compliments the guitar and also the drummer's beats. Guitar in heavy metal goes from one end of the scale to the other, and good metal riffs are complex, awesome sounding and difficult to play. Therefore, metal guitarists are some of the most skilled guitarists. Drummers play fast, energizing beats usually incorperating a double bass. Metal drummers are also very skilled and adept at using double bass kickers. Vocals are usually not sung because heavy metal is loud, and you have to scream to make yourself heard over the music(also, screaming fits with the powerful and energetic sound of heavy metal - singing just doesn't sound right sometimes). So before you stereotype heavy metal into evil and satanic music, at least take a moment to appreciate the awesome music that is HEAVY METAL!!! \m/ 0_0 \m/

Awesome metal bands include Lamb of God(Burn the Priest), Metallica, Black Sabbath, Slayer, DevilDriver, As I Lay Dying, BloodShotEye, Chimaira, In Flames and Trivium.

Guy 1: You going to the Unholy Alliance Tour?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH, Heavy Metal kicks ASS!!
Guy 1: Yeh, and fuck those emo bitches who won't go!
Guy 2: YAAHHHH!!! \m/

by Emoisforfags August 31, 2008

heavy weapons

Weapons intended for mass interdiction. This includes demolition, rocket-propelled grenades, squad automatic weapons, and stationary machine guns. Basically anything big and heavy that isn't readily shoulder-fired and does massive amounts of damage.

Normally a line of T-72 tanks would have meant trouble, but to the heavy weapons specialists of Bravo team they were flyspecs.

by Chrono June 20, 2004