half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

by themacal November 29, 2006

Hard as nails

Something people from the south shore of Nova Scotia say when they're referring to something that is tough, they could just use the actual term Tough as Nails but, they don't.

Guy1:HURHURHUR I'M SOO TOUGH HE HE!
Guy2:NO!!! YOU'RE HARD AS NAILS!!! HURHUR
NotStupidGuy: Um, the actual term is tough as nails, guys.
Guy1:NOOOO! YOU'RE WRONG!!

by MyAnonymitity October 26, 2011

off the hard

Gangsta. Cousin to "off the chain"

I sell it whip by whip, it's off the hard.

-Clipse

by B.I. April 7, 2003

Try hard

1. A person who tries hard to impress or tries to be something they are not.

2. What somebody would say to anybody who does a little better than them while playing an online game. The person who calls them a "try hard" probably can't handle getting killed or not getting the first kill of the game so they use this as an insult to feel better.

"Wow look at Nick with his shutter shades, what a try hard!"

imcoollol69: "WOW just because you got the first two kills doesn't make you cool, TRY HARD!"
neoxxy: "Getting two kills doesn't mean shit. Can't handle it then don't play."

by Neoxxy August 31, 2011

hard scope

a term coined in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, referring to when a player using a sniper rifle aims in at an enemy combatant, holds his or her breath, and pulls the trigger in one fluid motion. also not to be confused with a quick scope

noob:dude, did you just see that crazy quick scope!?
seasoned gamer: shut up, noob, that was a hard scope.

by a bevy of ice weasels March 4, 2010

hard willy

When a man masterbaits and his penis has cum all over it he stickes it in some ons ear

A Hard willy is

by mammy, daddy, phil May 16, 2011

hard mail

Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.

(verb or modified noun)

My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.

or

My grandfather only accepts hard mail.

by Pam Walatka February 10, 2009