goblin

A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.

Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.

Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.

by TrueWomensRIghtsActivist October 4, 2015

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.

i did knob goblin with your mum last night

by Mateplz November 21, 2016

Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.

Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.

by Enwhytee December 25, 2016

nard goblin

Tards who loves sucking balls (nards).

That bitch is such a nard goblin.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Goblins

A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.

Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!

by Hallaku January 28, 2016

Goblin

The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.

Oh no, it is Goblin. Run!!!

by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018