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[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl
brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him
by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009
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Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.
"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024
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Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
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ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023
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Goblin Mode

A mode Soren Rosdahl commonly spiritualizes into where he goes rabid and crazy.
by Deksun December 10, 2022
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Crotch Goblin

by godsWork November 15, 2021
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Goblin Box

A box for when you have the habit of collecting random things off the ground (usually shiny things) and hoard them.
"I just found a bottle cap!"
"into the goblin box it goes!"
by Rat Dad August 12, 2019
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