bi-friend-fucker

when you have known someone of the same sex for many years and do sexual favors for eachother, without feeling gay about it. for males it's usually sucking eachother or jerking eachtother off. to help not feel gay about this, try watching porn while they suck or jerk you. for women, usually they use dildos or finger or lick eachother. once again, use porn to help.

guy 1: hey you want to go down to your basement and do a little something something?

guy 2: i guess so, let me just grab my ipod.

guy 1: why?

guy 2: so i can watch this milf suck this guys dick POV so i dont feel gay.

guy 1: good idea.

guy 1 is a bi-friend-fucker.

by fabledman November 22, 2009

donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

fucked like chuck

To be in a very unfavorable predicament.

After the power went out while Chris was on his computer, he was "fucked like chuck"

by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

fucken rights

A Positive response to a question or statement

Statement: Let's go get some hookers and blow!

Response: Fucken Rights

by Tester_LMc September 11, 2008

fucking fucker

ass hole dumb shit,retard

some body punches you in the face
You:omg you fucking fucker, imma kill you

by Cody kind of townsend June 22, 2006

fucked-up

means to be really messed up usually referring to the head.

Whoa!, that guy is Fucked-up!

by Nintendo-Innuendo May 31, 2006

fucked

1) to be in the worst possible situation at the most inappropriate time. Usually spoken in accordance with the word "up" in a coarse manner.

that squid got fucked up. This guy came and fucked him up from behind. Man that was fucked up.

by squid September 28, 2003