By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

Ms. Forester

A fat bitch who doesn't care about herself and cares about other peoples business, She literally is a liar and is so serious about school even though she passed. She'll literally ruin your fun at school not even lying, you'll get so much Harp from her, My best friends got a lot of Harp from her.

Ms. Forester is so rude and mean and she has the highest voice ever. That shit can break glass not even lying

by AnonymousVeiwer July 7, 2020

foreigner

An alien or person that has different customs, comes from a different country/territory, and is different from your own diverse culture, religion, or maybe race.

The foreigner could not understand the directions to get to Bounty Street.

by The Alex July 15, 2008

forest pussy

The superfluous fur of a female's netherlips; aka a hairy vagina or a full beaver. This vagina also likes Dave Matthew's band, Birkenstocks and cheap beer.

Omg, did you see that chick?
Yeah! What a forest pussy! She just came back from Burning Man!

by Sijamesako July 1, 2008

Foreskin Fajita

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or muddy helmet and tadger toalie

My man did me in the ass so much last night that he ended up with a foreskin fajita!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 3, 2004

homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.

Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure

by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010