Shark Finning

Verb
To swim backstroke with an erection.

'Did you see Ralph? He was totally Shark Finning it over that lifeguard.'Said Paul.

by SickyMike October 17, 2014

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Mud shark

A white woman who loves black men

Dude whitni is literally a mud shark. And she’s such an alcoholic too!

by GrandmaIHitABoulder March 1, 2022

Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004

Shark-Bite

Taking a bite out of a FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) or popsicle approaching from the side rather than from the top, which is the more conventional method here on Earth. A person may employ this technique to avoid someone elses frozen slobber(back-ice), or to sabotage the integrity of the frozen fruit bar's architecture....thereby, exposing the beneficial owner of the FrozeFruit bar to the catastrophic risk of a big mess.

Boy says to girl, "let me give that popsicle a haircut"
Girl hands her FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) to boy and then says, "Dont shark bite it, bitch." Boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says "I don't want any of your back-ice." as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.

by Ace Binkley December 7, 2005