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What the flagnog? 

(Phr) An exclamation used in replacement for "WTF?" or "What the fuck?"
A generic substitution for a curse word/phrase akin to "shoot", "darn it" or "heck".
Used by the character Galaxor , voiced by actor Rainn Wilson in the 2009 DreamWorks movie Monsters vs Aliens.
From the movie-Galaxor (Rainn Wilson) has imprisoned heroine Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon) in a force field prison cell...

Galaxor: "It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."

Ginormica: "I know how to use it. Just...ugh"
(punches the force field which shocks her)

Galaxor: "Don't bother that force field is impenatr..."
(Ginormica punches through the force field and grabs his hovercraft from beneath him)

Galaxor: "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?"
What the flagnog? by unskinnybob November 23, 2009
Related Words
fake, false, not real, not true to one's game. Often used by La Chat of Three 6 Mafia
Deze flagin azz bitches just kills me -La Chat
Flagin by Lord Snifilous April 1, 2004

flagshipped 

To be thoroughly screwed over in a laughable way by the incompetent design in an online game, usually specific to games developed by Flagship Studios. The origin of the term is from the game Hellgate: London, and the seemingly impossible number of major design disasters it contained.
victim: I've killed 65535 demons and now whenever I kill a demon my character gets stuck and I have to relog to continue playing!
troll: lol, flagshipped!

victim: I traded for an item with another player and I lost 1.7 million palladium as the game truncated my money at 9,999,999!
troll: ahaha, flagshipped!

victim: I paid $150 for a lifetime subscription as it would include special event quests and items for holidays, but the biggest holiday there is, Christmas, had none!
troll: Flagshipped!

victim: I just had a cool unique item drop from the boss I killed, but the item says "subscriber only"? Wtf is this, shareware loot? I can't even trade it to a subscriber!
troll: Yep, you got flagshipped.

victim: I unsubscribed recently, but now I'm stuck with the subscriber transmogrifier cube item taking up a lot of space in my inventory that I can't use and I can't drop or destroy!
troll: That's what you get for paying to be flagshipped.
flagshipped by Kral2 January 9, 2009

Flaggertootly 

noun.
one who is flagger like, and enjoys tootling.
A Flaggertootly is often found in the feetle position, or in a jousting match with fellow Scandinavians.
Flaggertootlys are experts at chugging large amounts of urine colored energy drinks.
The Flaggertootly weakness is high school musical.
That Flaggertootly just stole my corndog.
That Flaggertootly just spanked a jewish asian.
That Flaggertootly just raped my uncle fabio by shoving a lightsaber so far up his belly button, he'll never purchase deli products again in his mofo'ing life.

flagnart 

when one puts a pole up there ass
flagnart by Sam Moan December 29, 2007
Irish: a 2 litre bottle of cider
ah sean could go in and get us 3 flagons
flagon by seanibalfe January 12, 2009