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jackson fucked chelsea

when a silly girl lets a douche lord have sex with her,the douche lord typically being referred to as a "jackson"
elena: i heard what happened! apparently it was a "jackson fucked chelsea" situation?
chelsea: i've been meaning to tell you something....
by lifestoryxx23 January 7, 2010
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gag fucked

when a man forcefully shoves his cock down a girls throat till she gags and makes you cum down her throat
matt: I gag fucked a girl the other day.
evan: sweeeeeet!

matt: you like that?!
by ChronicSaurusRex June 7, 2011
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Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
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Fucked before knocked

Similar to "in before the lock" used to say when you have sex with a female before she got knocked up by some other guy at some later time in her life.
Person 1: Damn that girl hot!
Person 2: fucked before knocked
Person 1: Lucky!
by PEERAW November 22, 2011
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Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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fucked like bunnies

Had sex very often
"Hey brad how much did you have sex in highschool"?

"Oh dude me and my girl fucked like bunnies"
by Payyy April 4, 2017
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Fucked Cunt

A mad sick cunt just did something wicked and everyone saw.
by pedo fam69 May 6, 2019
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