croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

Heavenly Faps

A fap so prideful it sends you to heaven

Person 1: yo bro this video you sent me was some heavenly faps
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven

by jerCough October 5, 2025

fap

fat American princess

Omg look that girl is such a fap!

by hotgirl1234566788 March 23, 2021

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

eye fapping

Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound

What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping

by Bellechicco June 8, 2020