FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs February 19, 2016

FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)

woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!

by TheDumbdumb August 04, 2021

Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Males fap, females fem fap.

by 1stDMAN December 18, 2015

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 06, 2016

cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

Did you cheese fap today ?

by Cheese cap master June 03, 2021

cheese fap

The art of cumming in someone’s moldy cheese sandwich

Did you cheese fap in Jerry’s sandwich today Martha ?

by June 03, 2021

tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.

Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .

by karss April 12, 2016