ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

Ex boyfriend

AN UGLY FOCKIN DAM CHEATER WHO DOESNT DESERVE A DAM GIRL

"Aw dam that's my ex boyfriend...UGH!!"

by BrEaD_lOvEr_yAaAa March 6, 2022

Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.

Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Exe we're tired of u mfs

We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂

Exe we're tired of u mfs

by Exe we're tired of u mfs November 23, 2021

Ex Jesus

Alex

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus

by Starbellied July 30, 2023

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017