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Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.
I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.
by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020
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Ugly duckling

When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.
Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!
by Jimmy Berserkeah November 10, 2007
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Dry Docking

The act of initiating anal sex without any lubricant what-so-ever, forcing the person who is "dry docking" to "thumb it in", small incriments at a time.
Dude, i totally took it to Browntown last night. She didn't have any lube, so i had to resort to Dry Docking.
by bootyholeblaster September 8, 2011
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space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.
I am an expert at space dicking.
by Spacedick July 25, 2010
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Docking

The act of pushing ones penis into the urethra of another males penis, and cunning inside the others urethra.
After months of loosening his urethra, he was finally ready for johns massive cock to be put in his. He had always wanted to try docking, but never got the chance until now.
by Pear445678 March 6, 2018
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Docking

When a male, or a shemale, inserts their penis into another male's or shemale's larger penis through the urethra because of basic biology this has never been done before in real life and has only existed in hardcore hentai and hardcore yiff.
I play Kerbal Space Program a lot and tried to look up a tutorial on docking, but now I need thrise a week therapy because my horny room mate didn't use ingongnito mode for his "docking" needs...
by icantthinkofausername777 September 2, 2019
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Double Decking

you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner
Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune
by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011
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