douche bag

some one who acts like a bit of a fool and not very liked

Oh man that guy Kit is a douche bag

by Rufus the doofus September 10, 2009

douche-nugget

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult, with no harm meant

Dude, you're such a fuckin' douche-nugget! You mean Douche-bag? no.. you haven't gained that title yet.. you're still a lil douche :)

by blazedncrazy50h4 September 3, 2005

Douche Bigalow

Same Term As Douche But adding The Ending of a Movie in it.

Dude You Are such a fucking Douche Bigalow!

by Anarchy! August 23, 2007

Douche Bank

Anyone stupid enough to pronounce the Dutsche Bank the same way you pronounce the feminine product.

Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.

Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?

Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever

Superior co-worker: What a douche bank

by AvidCyn October 12, 2008

Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche December 26, 2008

Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Spades---Brandon November 26, 2006

Douche Snap

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!

*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.

by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010