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Ding Dong Didley

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009
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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
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Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox
Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!
by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021
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Poopaloopa ding dong

A very rude word used to describe someone who has really bad farts. Should not be used in any school or work place, as you will be failed/ fired.
Ex..
Dude 1: *farts*
Dude 2: EWWWWWW what did you eat, you poopaloopa ding dong?!?!?!?!
Dude 3: SKSKSKSKSKSKSK tacobelll SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Dude 1: an i oop..?
by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019
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Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing
When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.
by therealthiung April 25, 2010
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Ichon-Il-Dong

a relatively international neighborhood in Seoul, South korea. Is located near the U.S. base, and has nearly everything a human needs to survive within walking distance. But is a very expensive neighborhood and consists mostly of Koreans who can speak English and Japanese, as well as military families. It has a couple of dance studios, boutiques, food shops, and korean versions of Blockbusters. Businessmen, international lawyers, etc. live here.

dong: neighborhood
Most students from international schools live in Ichon-Il-Dong
by Kiwayo March 22, 2009
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All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis
Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor
by Shadmyre February 14, 2020
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