domeschwacked

Very high, or drunk.

I smoked a gram and now i am domeschwacked.

by jenn & brittany! August 25, 2007

doines

the area of extra baggage on ones cock when it is in the flop stage(not erected). The wrinkly part.

She licked my doines but was so ugly i didnt even get hard.

by cockmeatsandwichandballs September 28, 2009

Does you in the pants

When something is "spot on" or just how you want it.
When something is just perfect

Ben: How is the pizza?
Bill: It does you in the pants!

Past tense-

Mick: Did you enjoy the gig last night
Dave: Yeah, did me in the pants!

by BarryTheScott March 15, 2010

Domesick

experiencing a longing for receiving oral sex during a period of absence from it, a la "homesick"

I hate that I moved 1000 miles away from my girlfriend. I feel so domesick.

by lionelhutz September 26, 2010

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 10, 2017

Does Brooke have a fat ass

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass

Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES

by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020