Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

Dirty Khan

The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.

“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night”

by mommy moment June 14, 2019

Dirty Dublin

When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.

Guy 1: Hey why is your beard red?
Guy 2: Oh crap my girlfriend must of given me a dirty dublin.

by Waskar February 21, 2011

Dirty Madeleine

An absolute breather of a girl, up for any challenge, anytime and anywhere. She will sicken you with her fierce dance moves when the DNB bangers come on. Highly likely that she is the love child of Andy C and Mackey G. During lockdown you can find her making tik toks and streaming 12hr live sets by Jauz.

Did you see that girl dancing during sasasas set at Tomorrowland? YES, dirty Madeleine moves for sure.

What's her name? DIRTY MADELEINE she likes BIG DIRTY STINKING BASE

by Maddogdacar April 19, 2020

Dirty Vladimir

When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.

Girls are you willing to be a little risky tonight and try a Dirty Vladimir?

by Vladimir Siriia April 18, 2020

Dirty yodeler

When your significant other is licking your ass hole and you pass Gas into their mouth. Resembling the sound of a yodel.

Source- The great Ben Smith

Dude I ate taco bell last night and totally gave my girl the dirty yodeler.

by Howienotmandell December 24, 2016