dingleberry

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

by JGB April 17, 2003

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 29, 2005

dingler

A sad act; a loser; someone who tries hard - but just will never be cool

Steve your housemate is a right Dingler

by Zeppelininchains November 22, 2006

crotch dangler

A term coined by avid babywearing parents to denote any type of front carrier used to carry babies and children that literally leaves them dangling from the crotch.
(Most notably, the Baby Bjorn, the Snugli, and the cheap Chico and Infatino knock offs).

I mean, really, would YOU like to hoisted up by bearing all your weight on your crotch?

"I just love my baby bjorn!" :)
"You should switch to a maya wrap, or a moby wrap... or essentially any other sling that isn't a crotch dangler "
"Oh, that makes sense"

That crotch dangler looks mighty uncomfortable

by rocketspoon August 17, 2010

Cocks-a-dangle

The art of standing fully naked with your cock hanging down. About to have sex, swinging.

Julia was sitting naked in the middle of the gymnasium sorunded by the entire basketball team, cocks-a-dangle. Things were about to heat up.

by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009

Diglet

A Ground pokemon that resembles a phallus sticking out from
the ground.

Diglet, use dig! Now pop out of the ground under where I'm sitting!

by wadduyamacallit December 28, 2005

Dick Dangler

A term used to describe a person who engages in dick dangling, an ancient asian sport where two men connect their penises with chains and pull until the other falls to his knees.

This term can also be used as an insult for someone you dislike.

Dick Dangler: Hey
Non-Dick Dangler: Shut up, dick dangler

by mike fellatio January 26, 2005