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Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".
1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.
by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009
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dinkafeets

adjective -- enormously smelly athlete's feet; a vomitous stench derived from the lack of personal hygiene; located in the "toe region"

noun -- a person, animal, (or person who lives like an animal), whose stench generates from the "toe region" and smells worse than a sack of toenail clippings left out in the sun on an august day in calcutta.
adj. "Get'ch'ya dinkafeets off'a me!" "You are a dinkafeets baby!"

n. "What the HELL is THAT?! --- It's a dinkafeets!"
by Dinkin Baby September 29, 2009
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Dingbad

A dingbad is someone who think they are smart but actually is a idiot!
a word used to call a person stupid, or a clutz
Dingbad, Sophie, Blonde
by jjabq December 12, 2009
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dinglephage

an organism who ingests dry, delinquent fecal matter sometimes from another's asshole.
Nobody wants to eat shit, you dinglephage.
by DrWatts666 March 19, 2010
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Dingmon

Someone who likes to get drunk and pisses in random places.
Did you see that dingmon last night who pissed all over the bar?
by IHateYou!! July 6, 2010
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Dinglehawk

The hair between one's butt cheeks. Short for dingle berry mohawk.
She looked really hot, but my cock lost its mojo when it learned it had to fight its way through that dinglehawk!
by Z Tron August 6, 2010
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dinowhore

pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.
"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...
by Weedy McBongsmoke December 10, 2010
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